MTV The Challenge Battle of the Exes II, Episode 8: I AIN’T EVEN MAD

This week on The Challenge…
Jonna

Sarah was stressing about her and Jordan’s relationship.

So she wrote him a letter and had Nia deliver it.
Nia The Challenge
Jordan

The note worked!

The wonder twins live on!

Close call
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At the challenge, Jay and Jenna put Leroy and Nia up first.
Nia punk

And they crush it.

Per usual, Douche Zach yells at Jonna for absolutely no reason.

The wonder twins get their lines tangled.

Locking down their spot in the dome.

Leroy and Nia WIN!

And are power couple for the week!

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Leroy dinner

Wes pulled his magic and convinced Leroy to throw Zach and Jonna into the Dome.

Wes is a genius when it comes to..

Leroy and Nia did exactly what Wes wanted.
Dome

“Leroy pulled the trigger, Leroy loaded the gun….”

This challenge was clearly made for Zach.

wrong
Jordan Cruising

Jordan and Sarah WIN!

Later Zach and Jonna.
Jonna

Next week the 2 remaining exiled teams will battle it out in the Dome for a chance to make it back into the game.
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Find out who the final 2 teams are. Check out Battle of the Exiled, Bananas/Nany vs. Johnny/Avery HERE!!

Looking forward to next Tuesday!
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The Bachelor Season 19, Episode 9: Monkey Business

This week, The Bachelor was a snooze fest.
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So I am going to keep this short and sweet.
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Here are some of my top moments from episode 9.

This monkey having his morning coffee.
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When this monkey surprised Chris.
Chris Soules
Kaitlyn Bristowe

And then peed on him.
Monkey pee

This bathtub.
Rose tub

When Whitney and Chris did this.
Whitney Bischoff

This dress was not a highlight.
Whitney bischoff

When Becca told Chris her big secret.
Becca Tilley

These getups.
Chris Harrison Chris Soules
Rose Ceremony

And when Chris sent Kaitlyn home in this minivan.
Kaitlyn Bristowe

Hopefully Chris Harrison has something up his sleeve for next weeks “Women Tell All” episode.
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Here are The Bachelor fantasy league draft results for episode 8 & 9.

Here are some photos I dug up from this seasons “Women tell All” taping.
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Survivor Worlds Apart: Fantasy Draft Rules

While I was perusing the Survivor Worlds Apart photos I came across this? WHAT IS THIS???
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I guess we will find out TONIGHT on the SEASON PREMIERE!!!!
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Here are the fantasy league rules for Season 30, Worlds Apart!

  1. Sits out reward/immunity challenge: -5 points
  2. Adds flare to the ballot: -5 points
  3. Quits the game: -10
  4. Says the word “blindside”: 2 points
  5. Retrieves tree mail and/or reads tree mail to the tribe: 3 points
  6. Cries: 5 points
  7. Steals or hides food: 5 points
  8. Mentions a former contestant: 5 points
  9. Receives hidden immunity idol from another player: 5 points
  10. Gives up reward to another player: 5 points
  11. Makes a catty exit speech: 5 points
  12. Quits reward/immunity challenge for food: 5 points
  13. Gives another player their hidden or individual immunity idol: 5 points
  14. Wins group immunity and/or reward challenge: 5 points
  15. Wins individual rewards challenge: 7 points
  16. Wins individual immunity challenge: 10 points
  17. Receives medical attention: 10 points
  18. Names merged tribe: 10 points
  19. Gets into a verbal altercation with another player: 10 points
  20. Finds hidden immunity idol: 10 points
  21. Makes it to the finale: 10 points
  22. Makes fake immunity idol: 15 points
  23. Hooks up with another contestant: 15 points
  24. Medically evacuated from the game: 25 points
  25. 2nd place: 25 points
  26. Is named the sole survivor: 50 points

If you want to download the Season 30 Worlds Apart draft package please CLICK HERE

Check out the cast!

P.S. I found out a little more dirt on Vince. He runs Coconut Caravan in Santa Monica!!
“A small band of gypsies acquired The Arch Of The Covenant (a chest said to contain the most powerful energy in the cosmos). They then traveled the world in search of the magic needed to open it, and when they finally did, they found it to be forever full of fresh green coconuts. Coconuts, full of everything the human body needs. Vitamins, minerals, saccharides, lipids, and protein. All in natures most bioavailable form.”

Vince Sly
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The Challenge Battle of the Exes, Episode 7: TRIVIA!!!!!!

Episode 6 of the Challenge left us sitting on the edge of our seats…
Leroy

In the dome, Johnny and Adam were neck and neck and were just about to jump off the top of their crates.
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When this appeared on the screen….
To be coninued

Thanks a million MTV.
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Episode 7 picks up right where episode 6 left off.
Jordan The Challenge

Adam goes down with his crates and Johnny and Avery win!
Johnny The Challenge

Sending Adam and Brittany to Exile.
Adam and Brittany The Challenge

And leaving Wes and Theresa beside themselves
Wes and Theresa The Challenge

It’s time for the Trivia challenge b*tches!!!!


Theresa

Jenna is ready!

The contestants are wrapped up like burritos and hung 30 feet (?) above the quarry.
The Challenge

Who is credited as the creator of Facebook?

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Avery, spell endorphins.

Leroy, what country is known as the land of the rising sun?

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TJ is loving this!

Theresa, spell eroticism.
Theresa

Jonna, how many cups in a gallon?

wrong


TJ Lavin

Jordan & Sarah and Jay & Jenna are the last teams hanging. Jay & Jenna try to make a deal and Jordan shuts them down.
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Sarah, spell Diaphragm.
Sarah The Challenge
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Which means JAY AND JENNA WIN! I am glad. I was really worried about her ill fitted helmet not protecting her dome piece.
Jenna helmet

Rather than throwing Sarah and Jordan into the dome against their besties Avery and Johnny, they strike a deal with them.
Deal

And decide to throw in Nia and Leroy.

In the dome, Nia and Leroy come out victorious!

Sending Johnny and Avery packing.
Johnny Avery

I am still waiting patiently to see who won the Exile battle between Johnny/Avery and Bananas/Nany……
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waiting

Byeeeeeeee.
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The Bachelor Season 19, Episode 8: Wild Mustang

Monday night on The Bachelor, Becca and Chris spent their one-on-one date on this couch.
Becca couch

And then made out on the roof…

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Back at the pad, Britt tells the ladies that she packed her bags and she is going to leave before the rose ceremony.

She followed thru with her plan and ended things with Chris.

At the rose ceremony, Chris sent Carly home.

Rich

It’s HOMETOWN DATE TIME!!!!! And Boring Becca is up first!  Welcome to Shreveport Chris!!

Does her shirt remind you of anything??
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After their heartfelt reunion, they took it to the swamp.
Swamp
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And then Becca took Chris home to meet her family.

Lesbian

Chris wraps up the date with a surprise Ferris Wheel ride.

Next up, Chicago, where Whitney gives Chris a tour of her work place.

JADE man room

And then takes him to meet her family.

Chris asks Whitney’s sister for her blessing.

Whitney bought a pricey bottle of wine in Napa and has been waiting to open it with the man she is going to marry.
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So she decides to open it with Chris?!?!?!?!?!?
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After Chris’s date with Whitney he heads to Phoenix, AZ to meet up with Kaitlyn in this lovely alleyway.
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Kaitlyn takes Chris to a recording studio to produce a rap song. We all know how much Kaitlyn loves a white man that can rap.

And Chris Nailed it.
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After their studio session, they head to Kaitlyn’s parents winter home to meet her family.

Ummm, I want this in my backyard!
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After dinner, Kaitlyn had a surprise for Chris.
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He loves it so much that he dirty dances her.

Jade is up next! Welcome to Gering, Nebraska Chris!
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Jade’s brother Zach doesn’t think she is ready to settle down.

After Chris meets her family, Jade and Chris go back to his swanky “motel” room.
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Where Jade dropped the bomb.


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And then there was this VIDEO, where Jade bares it all!

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If that didn’t seal her fate, then her white shoes did.
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Later Jade!
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Carly Jade

I will post the fantasy league results tomorrow! Until then, have a great night!!

ABC The Bachelor Season 19, Episode 7: “It’s more like French”

The Bachelor was 5 hours this week. 5 freaking hours?!?!?! A little unnecessary? Maybe. But did I still enjoy every minute of it?
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Well, to be honest, I fast forwarded thru Chris Harrison’s interview with Kelsey and #SoulesMates and went straight to the interview with Andi.
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As all of you know, Andi and Josh broke up 2 days after The Bachelor “Red Carpet” event back in January. The rumor is that Josh cheated on Andi. Let’s leave it to Chris Harrison to get to the bottom of this.

I don’t think this is how someone reacts when it is a “mutual” breakup. She is clearly distraught.

Hey Josh…
lies

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On Sunday, Megan decided to talk to Chris about their connection. They had a mutual agreement (unlike Andi and Josh) that their connection wasn’t as strong as some of the other ladies. Megan went home…

With Megan gone, all of my draft picks have been eliminated.
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After Megan left the scene of the crime, Chris called off the rose ceremony.

And informed the gals that they are heading to IOWA!!!

At that moment Carly realized she is not going home…

ABC put the ladies up in a hotel in Des Moines, 2 1/2 hours away from Chris’s home town…
really?

Welcome to Iowa ladies! Can we talk about Britt’s outfit?
BRITT

The first date card arrives. Jade gets the first one-on-one date.
Jade

AND she is going to Arlington!
Arlington, IA

Arlington must have really missed Chris. They went all out for his homecoming.
Sign

Jade finally arrives after her 3 hour drive! Gorgeous!
Arlington

Chris takes Jade downtown to show her around.

While Jade is living it up in Arlington, the second date card arrives and it has Whitney’s name on it.

Sorry Whitney, Jade is the only one that will meet the parents….
Chris Parents

But that is about the only thing Jade got to do in Arlington. Well I guess she did get to go to a high school football game.
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Moving on… Chris and Whitney’s date kicked off with a cheesy photo shoot (Chris really loves himself some photo shoots).

Instead of sitting around the hotel, the ladies decide to go on a secret mission to Arlington.
Road Trip

This was the only human in sight.
Pastor

The human told them the nearest restaurant was an hour away. WRONG. Pizza Slut is only 21 miles away in Oelwein, IA. Dreams do come true.
Oelwein, IA

Nothing much happened on Whitney’s date. She got to meet his friends and then Chris had a surprise for her.
Mural

Brittany

The group date card arrives. The ladies are shocked when Kaitlyn doesn’t get the one-on-one.

On the group date, Chris takes the ladies ice skating.

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Carly tells Chris that Britt is fake.  She also told him what Britt really thought of Arlington.

But then Britt came home and told Jade the exact opposite.


Carly

After Chris and the ladies freshen up, they head to West End Architectural Salvage
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Kaitlyn is panicking and frustrated over the process so Chris gives her the rose.
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And then Britt lost her shit and made everyone feel uncomfortable.

TBD

The Bachelor Fantasy League Scorecard – Episode 7

MTV The Challenge, Episode 6: Blame it on the Sun

Last week on The Challenge….

Adam takes advice from Jay on how to pick up Avery at the bar.

Sorry about your bad luck Adam, Avery has a boyfriend?!?!?!?
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She has been crying over this guy the whole season AND SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND??? That won’t last long…
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At the challenge, the guys had to hold up 300 lbs of concrete while the women had to memorize the puzzle underneath.

And then they had to run up the mountain to recreate the puzzle.
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They had to repeat the above until they solve the puzzle.

Wes feels like a piece of meat. “They are only using me for my….

Jordan gets frustrated with Sarah.

Your wish is my command.

Wes and Theresa win, AGAIN!

By the looks of Zach and Jonna’s board, they are the clear losers.

WRONG, Brittany and Adam lose.

At first I was super thrilled for these fools when they got pizza at the power couples dinner but after the 6th time I no longer care. But I do care about Theresa’s bright pink drink….
Power couple

Wes and Theresa decided to throw in Johnny and Avery because because of Johnny’s alliance with this dude.
Bananas

At the Dome, the teams have to stack up crates, get on top of them and ring the bell. Seems simple, right?

Clearly this should give Avery and Johnny a huge advantage. But Johnny is the slowest…
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This gives Adam and Brittany the opportunity to catch up. And the winner is….



To be coninued

I really hope Johnny and Avery win the dome and come back and terrorize Wes and Theresa.
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Fingers crossed!
Zach
Goodbye!