Survivor Season 29, Episode 3: “You Look Like a Man”

This week on Survivor…

Drew let his team know how he feels about weaving.

At the battle, Jeremy is upset that Val was voted out and John didn’t protect his wife.

John apologizes to Jeremy and admits to his alliance that he was working with Val.

Jeff shows the tribes what they will be playing for.
Reward Challenge

Or they can trade it for the fishing gear that Hunahpu traded their flint for last week.
Goofy-Movie-fishing

Wes takes on his dad Keith in the battle.

Coyopa finally pulls out a win thanks to Wes!!

Alec must have been model on the “Potato Sack Couture” episode of Project Runway?
Tim Gunn

Wes sent Josh to Exile with his dad.

Coyopa takes the fishing gear!

At Exile Island, Josh and Jeremy decide to share the clue to the immunity idol.
Clue

Unfortunately, I think that is the only thing they will be sharing tonight :)

Before the immunity challenge, Keith and Josh return from Exile.

The immunity challenge comes down to the wire. Coyopa can’t catch a break and Hunahpu wins again!

Natalie runs her mouth to John.

And John returns the favor.


Back at camp, Wes tells Alec the plan to blindside John Rocker.

And the plan was well executed. John was blindsided.


Click here to see the standings ~ Survivor Fantasy League Scorecard 10/1 & 10/8

Have a great week!!!!
Tom Hanks
Tom Hanks
Tom-Hanks-Puppy
Tom-Hanks-Kitten
Tom Hanks
Tom Hanks Treadmill
aTom Hanks
tom-hanks-bunny
Tom Hanks Puppy

Survivor Season 29, Episodes 2: “Chokehold”

This week on Survivor (10/1/14)….


Reed Kelly

At the Battle, Natalie realizes her twinsie was voted out.

John and Julie go head to head.

Julie wins!

John goes to Exile. And Jeremy is chosen to go with him.
John Rocker

At Exile, the two men get to choose an urn. John Rocker’s note is blank.
Blank

Jeremy gets the immunity clue.
Clue

Jeremy shares his clue with John Rocker and asks him to take care of his wife Val.
Lovers

At the immunity challenge, John and Jeremy return from Exile.

John gets beat by Jon.

Baylor gets hit in the face by her mom.

Baylor Wilson

and John Rocker screams from the sideline…

Golden Girls

Hunahpu wins again!

And John does this.

Back at camp, John Rocker finds the hidden immunity idol.

Before tribal council, Val tells John that she has 2 idols. This is a lie….

And this lie got you voted out. Later Val.

The End.
babyfalls

Survivor Fantasy League Scorecard: 10/1 & 10/8

Survivor Season 29, Episode 1: Badabing badaboom!

Do you know how you feel after your fantasy football draft is over? Well that is exactly how I felt after this seasons Survivor fantasy league draft ended.
Regret

Jeff Probst is the best reality host of all time. And this is why.

Right out of the gate, Wes and Keith lost their striker and couldn’t make fire…

Jeff greets the survivors (and the bees) in the battle ring.

Reed settle down, Jeff Probst is not Clay Aiken.

clay aiken

Say goodbye to your lovers/loved ones ya’ll, it is time to split up into tribes.
Reed Josh
Kelley Jon

Coyopa Triba
Coyopa

Hunahpu Tribe
Hunahpu

Keith realized that John Rocker, the old school relief pitcher for the braves was in the house.

It’s time for the reward challenge. One player from each team will compete. Jeremy nominates himself.
Jeremy

And then Jeff reveals the twist. This season 2 loved ones will go head to head in the rewards challenge. One will win the reward for their team and the other one will go to Exile island.

Val and Jeremy are the first couple to go head to head.
Val Jeremy

Jeremy wins!

He sheds a tear.

And then sends Keith with his wife to Exile Island.

Back at Hunahpu Jeremy starts making alliances
Kelley
Natalie
Missy

Missy had some words of wisdom to share “Being married and divorced as many times as I have, I learned that you have to listen to your gut” “My gut tells me that Jeremy is good”

At Coyopa things were about to get real.

Dale went to get water and found an “emblem” that might be useful in the game.

While the young people are trying to get fire

Dale breaks his glasses in half and makes fire.
Dale Fire

Let’s check in on Exile.
Exile Island

Urn

Val’s urn had a clue to the immunity idol

And Dale’s had a blank piece of paper…

At the Coyopa camp, Wes calls John Rocker out and let’s him know he knows who he is. And Why is Wes doing all of the leg work here? Yo John, you are a large man, help the kid out.
JOhn Rocker

Josh has a problem…

And so does Jon

At the Immunity Challenge, Val and Keith return from Exile.

John Rocker launches people up the wall and Coyopa is in the lead going into the puzzle

But Coyopa can’t hold onto the lead and Hunahpu wins immuntiy!

I hope Jon isn’t getting Josh’s disease?!?!?!

At the losers camp, Dale approaches the men about voting out Nadiya because she was on the Amazing Race and he knows her game.
Nadiya

Nadiya approaches Josh about teaming up. She tells him she thinks of him as one of the girls.

In the meantime, this happened.

Val talks to the ladies about having an all girl alliance and voting Dale out.

At tribal the Coyopa Tribe gets fire.

Wes points out that Josh is the go to guy on the tribe and Nadiya has to throw her 2 cents in by saying Josh has the advantage to go in between the…

“The fact that he is gay helps me. I am obviously never going to consider a straight guy a girlfriend”

Fire represents life. When your fire is gone, so are you ~ Jeff Probst

Check out the fantasy league standings here – Fantasy League Scorecard 9/24

Instead of watching Survivor tonight, i will be at the Pirates wild card game!!!!

If they win they will play the nationals in the playoffs!!!

Have a great week!

Survivor Fantasy League Rules, Season 29

Happy Survivor Eve Ya’ll!!!!  The premiere of season 29 of Survivor, San Juan del Sur, will finally air tomorrow night!!
excited

Don’t forget to set your DVR.  Unlike all of your other favorite shows, Survivor will not automatically be picked up by your DVR.  I will never make that mistake again….
Oops

Here are the fantasy league rules for season 29.

  1. Sits out in an immunity challenge: -5 points
  2. Adds flare to the ballot: -5
  3. Loses battle against loved one and is sent to Exile Island: -5 points
  4. Says the word “blindside”: 2 points
  5. Retrieves tree mail and/or reads tree mail to the tribe: 3 points
  6. Is chosen to go to Exile Island with the loser of the battle: 3 points
  7. Wins battle against loved one and is not sent to Exile Island: 5 points
  8. Cries: 5 points
  9. Steals or hides food: 5 points
  10. Receives hidden immunity idol from another player: 5 points
  11. Gives up reward to another player: 5 points
  12. Makes a catty exit speech: 5 points
  13. Gets into a verbal altercation with another player: 5 points
  14. Gives another player their hidden or individual immunity idol: 5 points
  15. Wins group immunity and/or reward challenge: 5 points
  16. Wins individual rewards challenge: 7 points
  17. Win individual immunity challenge: 10 points
  18. Makes fake immunity idol: 10 points
  19. Medically evacuated from the game: 10 points
  20. Receives medical attention: 10 points
  21. Hooks up with another contestant: 10 points
  22. Finds hidden immunity idol: 10 points
  23. Makes it to the finale: 10 points
  24. Votes to get rid of a loved one: 15 points
  25. Is named the sole survivor: 25 points

**Rules are final.
awesome

If you are interested in downloading the full fantasy league draft package please CLICK HERE!!!!!!!

ENJOY the season premiere!!!

Tasha

AND if you are coming to my house….
Taco

Have a great evening!
Phillip

Survivor San Juan Del Sur, Season 29 Cast

Survivor San Juan Del Sur, Season 29
Meet the Cast!!!

Survivor Cast

 

Dale & Kelley Wentworth
Relationship: Father/Daughter

Dale Wentworth
Age: 55
Hometown: Ephrata, Washington
Occupation: Farmer
Pet Peeve: People who do not return phone calls
Twitter

Dale’s friends like to get weird.

Kelley Wentworth
Age: 28
Hometown: Seattle, Washington
Occupation: Marketing Manager
Hobbies: Jigsaw puzzles!!!!
Pet Peeves: Bad drivers and angry people
Instagram
Twitter

She loves the Seahawks!

She also likes cute things!

And her dog Lola is adorable!

 

Drew & Alec Christy
Relationship: Brothers

Drew Christy
Age: 25
Hometown: Winter Park, Florida
Occupation: Traveling Sales Representative in the family business
Hobbies: Traveling, modeling, booze cruising, playing sports and partying
3 things you would bring to the island: 1) Survival knife 2) Butane lighter 3) Jam Box
Instagram
Tumblr
Facebook

Drew is a model for Elite Model Model Management

Drew also likes to fish in his spare time.

And really likes to party!

Alec Christy
Age: 22
Hometown: Winter Park, Florida
Occupation: Student
Hobbies: Fishing, lacrosse and surfing
3 things you would bring to the island: 1) My watch 2) Lacrosse stick 3) Playboy magazine

Alec plays lacrosse at Florida Gulf Coast University

Family selfie!!!

 

Jeremy & Val Collins
Relationship: Married

This couple keeps to themselves, aka, they do not post everything on social media. Good for them, bad for me.  Here is what I could find.

They have a cute family!

They have been married for 9+ years!

Jeremy Collins
Hometown: Foxboro, Massachusetts
Occupation: Cambridge Firefighter
Personal Claim to Fame: Professional indoor football player
3 Words to Describe You: Athletic, straight forward and smiley.
Twitter
Instagram (blocked)

Val Collins
Hometown: Foxboro, Massachusetts
Occupation: Police Officer
Pet Peeves: Liars (Ummmm, this game is all about lies. How will you survive?)

Val loves her some twix. But who doesn’t?

 

John Rocker & Julie McGee
Relationship: Lovers

John Rocker
Age: 39
Hometown: Hotlanta
Occupation: Former Major League Baseball Player (not an occupation)
3 things you would bring to the island: 1) Vodka 2) Toothbrush 3) Razor
Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: I have world class athletic abilities
Twitter
Website

Most of you know who John Rocker is but this girl had no clue. Here is what I found out.

He used to pitch for the Braves.

His interview with Sports Illustrated back in 1999 killed his career and reputation. This is why.
“The biggest thing I don’t like about New York are the foreigners,” Rocker said in the interview. “You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people and everything up there. How the hell did they get in this country?”

He wrote a book in 2012 called “Scars and Strikes” to try to fix his image (13 years later??). He also wore this in 2013

He dated Alicia Marie, author of the Booty Bible

Julie McGee
Age: 34
Hometown: Hotlanta
Occupation: Model/Owner of spray tan biz.
Hobbies: Trips to Vineyards with my closest girlfriends
3 things you would bring to the island: 1) Sunblock 2) Toothbrush 3) Radio
Twitter
Instagram
Facebook

She played Stacey in the tv series Las Vegas. IMDB

She was featured in the SI Swimsuit Edition????? Isn’t this a conflict of interest.  John was probably real pissed.

 

Josh Canfield & Reed Kelly
Relationship: Lovers

Josh Canfield
Hometown: New York, NY
Occupation: Singer, Actor, Writer
Hobbies: Writing songs, going to the gym, Settlers of Catan, movies and going to the dog park with our dog.
Pet Peeves: Idiots, loud Americans in foreign countries
Twitter

He starred in the title role of “Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat”

He also played Jesus in GodSpell

Reed Kelly
Hometown: New York, NY
Occupation: Occupation: Broadway Performer/Model/Aerialist
Hobbies: Working out, walks with my pup, watching documentaries, Survivor, google-journeys, eating good food and Earth/cosmic science
Pet Peeves: Slow baristas
3 things you would bring to the island: 1) Bible 2) Pillow 3) Mirror
Twitter

Broadway Performer: Spiderman

Model

Aerialist

Stripper????

Reed Kelly #tbt

He dated Clay Aiken!!!

 

Jon Misch & Jaclyn Schultz
Relationship: Lovers

John Misch
Age: 26
Hometown: Waterford, Michigan
Occupation: Financial assistant
Hobbies: Working out, playing piano and researching wine.
Pet Peeves: People with too many pet peeves.
3 things you would bring to the island: 1) Piano 2) Football 3) Wine-to get drunk-duh!
Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: I can build a fire from scratch, debone/gut a fish, catch lizards and lift things up and put them down.
Twitter

He was a linebacker at MSU

He kills it on the piano

He is a bro

Jaclyn Schultz
Age: 25
Hometown: Las Vegas, Nevada (long distance relationship)
Occupation: Media Buyer ~ I liker her already :)
Personal Claim to Fame: Winning the title of Miss Michigan USA 2013
Pet Peeves: Waiting in line
3 things you would bring to the island: 1) Cell phone 2) Bible 3) Stuffed Animal to sleep with (are you 5?)

Crown with the gown.

Miss USA was the first pageant that she was ever in and she won!

She likes ice cream.

And she enjoys painting.

 

Keith & Wes Nale
Relationship: Father/Son

Keith Nale
Age: 53
Hometown: Shreveport, Louisiana
Occupation: Fire Captain
Pet Peeves: Loafers
3 things you would bring to the island: 1) 39 Cigars 2) Easy chair 3) My truck

Enjoying himself at the beach

Wes Nale (aka West Nile)
Age: 23
Hometown: Shreveport, Louisiana
Occupation: Firefighter
Hobbies: Hunting, fishing and drinking beer.
Pet Peeves: When people have their windshield wipers on and it’s not raining. (Hmmm, interesting pet peeve…)
3 things you would bring to the island: 1) Beer 2) Dip/smokeless tobacco 3) Mila Kunis
Twitter

Wes played football and baseball in highschool

 

Missy Payne & Baylor Wilson
Relationship: Mother/daughter

Missy Payne
Age: 47
Hometown: Dallas, Texas
Occupation: Owner of a Competitive Cheerleading Gym
Hobbies: Water skiing, singing and video editing
Pet Peeves: People who conform to a standard without knowing the facts, people who play the victim, snoring, poor hygiene, bad teeth, infidelity, valet parking in the Highland Park village. (This will be John Misch’s arch-nemesis (too many pet peeves))
3 things you would bring to the island: 1) Tweezers for eye brows and facial hair (practical?) 2) Journal 3) Vitamin C

She likes smoothies

She goes to raves

She likes wine and wearing dead animals

Baylor Wilson
Age: 20
Hometown: Nashville, Tennessee
Occupation: Student
Hobbies: Songwriting, snow skiing and yoga.
Website
Twitter
Instagram

Baylor is a country singer from Nashville.

And she has even shared the stage with Taylor Swift…..

She loves ‘Merica

Even as a child she loved the USA #tbt

She sells t-shirts with her name on them

She is super cute!

 

Natalie & Nadiya Anderson
Relationship: Twinsies

  • They were on season 21 of the Amazing race and came in 4th place.
  • They recently competed (2014) on the Amazing Race All Stars and came in 11th place.
  • They are in the process of creating a bikini/swimwear line
  • And they both love themselves some crossfit

#tbt

This happened.

The twinsies basically do everything together.

They even have a joint Facebook page.

Natalie Anderson
Age: 28
Hometown: Edgewater, New Jersey
Occupation: Crossfit Coach and Physical Therapy student
Personal Claim to Fame: Being on The Amazing Race twice!
Hobbies: Crossfit, surfing and being a bad ass.
Twitter
Instagram

Natalie likes to play flip cup!

Nadiya Anderson
Age: 28
Hometown: Edgewater, New Jersey
Occupation: Crossfit Coach, Project Coordinator Bridge2Peace
Personal Claim to Fame: Being on Amazing Race twice
Hobbies: Crossfit, traveling with my twinnie and being a beach bum.
Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: I can thug it out!
Twitter
Instagram

She loves to bake cupcakes!

Bachelor in Paradise, Episode 2: “Fat Damon”

The show opened up with Chris Harrison knocking on Michelle K’s door. Asking her to have a discussion with him about her relations with one of the crew members. She refused and told another producer that she wouldn’t talk to Chris because “he is just a host”.

So instead of a one-on-one convo with Chris Harrison, the producers decided to give us the play-by-play reenactment. The crime takes place on this balcony (25 feet high).

Lauren, one of the producers, knocks on Michelle’s door.

Michelle answers wrapped in a towel and refuses to talk to Lauren.

Lauren leaves and goes outside. And then hears something weird…

Ryan PUTZ, the crew member that Michelle K was said to have relations with, jumped off the balcony to flee the scene.
Screen Shot 2014-08-13 at 9.46.54 AM

Well Ryan, you won’t be fleeing anywhere for a long long time.
Screen Shot 2014-08-13 at 9.47.14 AM

“It looked like it was just 6 feet below me….”
Screen Shot 2014-08-13 at 9.47.24 AM

After all of the drama with Michelle K and Ryan Putz a new man arrives at Papaya Playa.

Graham


Chris got a date card and invited Clare to go out with him.

In the meantime, a love triangle has formed in the house…

And Elise is falling in love with Dylan.

Marcus and Lacy go on a date. Boring.

While they are on their date, the house parties hard #YOPO (you only paradise once). And I thought YOPO meant “you only poop once”. My bad….



Dylan told Elise he wanted to see other people. Watch what you wish for….

The kiss made Dylan realize this wasn’t going to work out.

Zach arrives at Papaya Playa and Clare is beyond giddy.

He asks Clare out on a date.

Chris is thrilled.

Almost as thrilled as Clare.

“I love that feeling when you just get that feeling and when I am with Zach I get that feeling, hehehe.”


Elise ~ “I know that Dylan has fear in his heart but I am not letting it get to me. And I am focused on him and focused on our relationship. We start visualizing on what we can be and that is what I want to focus on. Not what we can’t be or what we are scared that each other might be but what we really can be. I really start visualizing it even though I see him pulling back”

Chris ~ “If I could kick anyone out of here it would be Dylan. Dylan looks like a bloated, tanner version of Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting”

I got a new knick name for Dylan…

Fat Damon gets the next date card and he asks Sarah out on the date.

After a serious talk with Elise, her bff, Sarah accepted Fat Damon’s invitation.

While Sarah and Fat Damon are on their date, Marcus finds a love note in Ben’s turtle shell backpack when he “spilt” water on it.

Ben aka ninja turtle.

Marcus and Marquel confront Ninja Turtle about this love letter.


At the cocktail party, Michelle and Marquel have a deep conversation….

“The most important thing to me is open communication” ~ Michelle Money

“I have some concerns…. you like to drink” ~ Marquel

Michelle’s take on the conversation…

And Elise is just saying words….

At the rose ceremony only one man will be sent home since ninja turtle removed himself from hollywood.

Marcus accepts Lacy’s rose.

Graham accepts AshLee’s rose.

Marquel accepts Michelle Money’s rose.

Zach accepts Clare’s rose.

And then clueless Elise STILL asked Fat Damon to accept her rose. Even after he told her that he would not accept it.

After Fat Damon’s rejection, Elise gives an unforgettable speech.

“I want to thank Dylan because I as a woman and every woman here deserve a hundred percent, one hundred percent”

“And a man that is going to fight for her”

“I know that you know that life brings a lot of things…”

“Life brings ups and downs”

“I know that myself and every woman here deserves someone that is going to be there thru thick and thin, thru sickness and health, thru everything”

“Thank you”

And then she asks Chris to accept her rose. And he accepts.

And last but not least, Sarah gives her rose to Robert.

Which means, Fat Damon went home…. And I know why…

Have a great weekend!!!


Bachelor in Paradise Season Premiere: “I’m 80/40″

Bachelor in Paradise finally aired on Monday!  And it did not disappoint!! Thank you Bachelor franchise!!!!

Let’s take a look at Monday’s most memorable moments.

“Is everyone single here” ~ Chris Harrison

“I am still fresh off Andi’s season, but hopefully this is going to help” ~ Marcus

“I am looking for someone a little different” ~ Dylan

“I have never experienced love at first sight” ~ Elise

“The reason I came to paradise was to meet Graham” ~ AshLee

And then Clare asked Graham out on a date…..

Screen Shot 2014-08-06 at 11.49.55 AM
Screen Shot 2014-08-06 at 11.49.20 AMScreen Shot 2014-08-06 at 11.48.54 AM
Screen Shot 2014-08-06 at 11.50.14 AM

The raccoon whisperer.



“It has gone so quickly from paradise to paradise lost for me” ~ Graham

Clare ended up taking Robert out on her date instead of Graham.

When this happened….

Robert or Marcus?

“I love Romance” ~ Robert

The moment when Marquel dove head first into 2 feet of water….

At the rose ceremony Michelle K. decided to pull herself from the game. 

“She has this look like she is plotting to kill you and your whole family” ~ Michelle Money

MICHELLE

Sarah on Graham’s dilema… (.gif typo should read AshLee not Ashley, my bad)

Daniella was sent packing….
daniella

Unrelated bonus gifs of Tyra Banks.  You’re welcome.
Tyra Banks
Tyra Banks
Tyra Banks
tyra banks
Tyra Banks
Tyra Banks
tyra banks